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How to Be a Freelance Copywriter in the Year 3025
Plus — 10% off cryogenically leaving the 21st century behind!
Disclaimer: This is purely fiction. No AI overlords were consulted in the making of this article. (Yet.) If you’re from the year 3025 and reading this — please tell me freelancing still exists.
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The year is 3025. The world is unrecognizable. Cities float. AI overlords govern most industries. Humans have colonized Mars, and intergalactic trade routes are more profitable than Earth-based economies.
And yet… businesses still need copywriters.
Yes, even in a world where sentient algorithms craft sales pitches in nanoseconds, there’s something irreplaceable about the human touch — the ability to weave a story, to inject emotion, to convince a skeptical Martian entrepreneur that their moonrock-infused protein bars will revolutionize the solar system.
You? You’re one of the few left — a freelance copywriter in the age of AI. Here’s how to survive (and thrive) in this bizarre, high-tech world.
